kripke-is-my-king:

snaileggs:

voxlunch:

camwoodstock:

shaggy2pope:

grimandhopeless:

These are all extremely fair points

the first one especially speaks to me on a spiritual level

the last one is the most true shit ever

boys get the good shit

girls get “sexy ___”

whats next “sexy object”

because that’s what people are seeing girls as

Windmill slam reblog

But sometimes you want that sexy powerful character so girls can be like “hell fucking yeah she’s hot and can kick ass and I can do the same” like wonder woman

you can be sexy and powerful without being unrealistic

queenie-justeenie:

is that hannibal lecter

adriofthedead:

strategicboner:

p3n1s:

I remember this arch. One of the best stories. Teen Titans was really a phenomenal children’s show. What happened to good writing?

The best part was the play on words in the last panel.

"You treated us like dirt."

Terra manipulates the earth; therefore, Terra manipulated them. I was always amused.

god-tier-drag:

THIS WAS IN MY SCHOOL NEWSPAPER

THERE ARE OTHER HOMESTUCKS IN MY SCHOOL

So my German teacher told us this story once

skeletons-keys:

the-ugliest-duckling:

He was in Germany, sitting outside, observing an American family with two young children who did not speak German. This one drunk man, who is totally hammered and can hardly walk happens to stand nearby and start peeing on the wall. The little girl, disgusted, says, “Gross!” To which the man replies, “Danke,” (German for ‘thank you’). In German, the word ‘gross’ means ‘big’.

brilliant

eldiablocabra:

i-wanna-build-a-sn0wman:

flawlessspecter:

hiccuptherunt:

sakurasunshine:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH

Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”

Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.

Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.

2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS

if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently

HEY WHATS UP?! WANNA BANG??!!

fandomsandfeminism:

wsswatson:

fk4eva:

marinashutup:

in which the actor who plays one of television’s least likeable characters is actually super considerate and cool

How can he be such a despicable cunt, then…

A+ 

kaylapocalypse:

championschaos:

lliampayne:

micklovich:

this is the single most pretentious thing ive ever seen in my life im gonna vomit

lmfao

nope. The thing about John Green’s writing is that it sounds cool/romantic in your head/while you’re reading, but as soon as someone says it out loud, or you try to realistically imagine someone saying it to you in real life, it just winds up looking like the above.

Awkward. Pretentious. And silly.

Which, to be honest, I think is actually kind of really cool because he effectively made a barrier between reality and intellectual fantasy where certain dialogue only works in his specific medium.

parenyzia:

catbountry:

Paranorman, demonstrating how it has more in common with many 80’s kids movies than more modern childrens’ movies. You know, like The Goonies.

I love this movie because it had charm and struck a chord with people that’s hard to do in most movies

notsosupergav:

Drag.